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Skating On Thin IceI DON'T know how humans came to be. Whether we were created by a divine spirit or evolved from tiny lizard things - it's a bit much for me to contemplate on a Friday afternoon.

However. I will say this.

There is a reason we don't have wheels.

I rock up to PCYC for a day in the life of a roller derby chick full of myusual mix of ignorance and excitement. Roller skates!

Costumes!

Wacky names!

Hoorah!

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